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Saturday, April 16, 2016

Freedom to say Fuck






Freedom to say Fuck

Fuck is such a versatile word. The inimitable Osho so wonderfully expresses the versatility of this great word in this 'Spiritually Incorrect' talk.



You think fuck is offensive. The fuck, it is! Should it be allowed to say. Fucking yes, I say. Does the law support me. Are you fucking kidding me? If it was allowed, how then the Censors are masking the sound of this word by a beep in all the films. Even the ones aired on TV. Even changing the subtitles of the word, to 'yuck/luck/muck, whatever'.

You say, our constitution allows freedom of speech and expression. Oh yes, the original 1950 one did But the very first amendment in 1951 diluted this freedom. So I can say fuck only if it does not violate any laws passed for-
interests of the security of the State, friendly relations with
foreign States, public order, decency or morality, or in relation to
contempt of court, defamation or incitement to an offence

Is saying fuck decent/moral. The fuck, it certainly is moral. And public order, that vague term, under which pretext all laws prohibiting or controlling freedom of speech have been passed. So under Indian Penal Code, I am prohibited saying fuck if it has effect of spreading communal hate, is against national integration, causes public 'mischief'. And, there are the great censorship laws, with powers to censor board to beep fuck in movies.
 
So fuck this first amendment and fuck the anti-free speech laws and fuck the censor board. Rant ends.


Elementary, My dear Watson



Elementary, my dear Watson


Most famous words by Sherlock Holmes, right? There's another famous one:
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
In the age of facebook and whatsapp, where there are real quotes and real images floating around, there are hell lot of misquotes and doctored images floating around. Eager people, without verifying facts, immediately share these through social media. These are just impossible, forget being improbable. 

Most of these are so blatantly false and misleading, still the sharers either do it deliberately or do it without applying logic or verifying facts.

Some of the ones that I have been regularly receiving, are both tragic and hilarious. Just check these as examples of the innumerable ones floating in cyberspace.

Lord Macaulay's speech





Receiving the above image with the quote since ages. When I read it for first time, it did not seem at all spoken by Macaulay. The man, who had brought education reform in India, who was part of drafting and implementation of Indian Penal Code. Such a man could not have used such simple and modern sounding English.

A simple search reveals this. In 1835, he was in India, and not in British Parliament, with the  responsibility of implementing the modern style educational system in English. Because he argued that the existing languages of high learning, Sanskrit and Arabic, were not good enough to implement modern scientific learning acquired by Europe, which he wanted the Indians to learn. And he certainly had very low impression of what is claimed in this quote, of ancient education system and her culture. This is what he actually believed, in his own words:
"Can we reasonably or decently bribe men, out of the revenues of the State, to waste their youth in learning how they are to purify themselves after touching an ass or what texts of the Vedas they are to repeat to expiate the crime of killing a goat?"
"But I would strike at the root of the bad system which has hitherto been fostered by us. I would at once stop the printing of Arabic and Sanscrit books. I would abolish the Mudrassa and the Sanscrit College at Calcutta. 

Letter by Jwaharlal (!) to Attlee



This one takes the cake being the most hilarious! And it was actually circulated by leading media and websites as being a letter from the declassified Bose papers. I mean, media did not get the spelling mistake in writer's name; which person could spelt incorrectly own name! And, unsigned letter. And, getting address wrong, Down Street instead of Downing Street? And, not considering the language style whether could be of the brilliant and erudite Nehru. 



So be careful before you share that next whatsapp image. And burst myths of others. Election campaigns have been conducted using battery of cyber army, trolls are lurking at every corner waiting to pounce on you for any critique or criticism against the Supreme Leaders of the world. Communal flareups happen due to doctored images. Due to all these forwards, we are now convinced that Modi had swept floors, sold tea and fought with crocodiles before becoming the PM, and Rahul Gandhi had accepted British citizenship and betrayed India.

P.S. Sherlock never said “Elementary my dear Watson” in any of the original 56 short stories or 4 novels starring his character. This has been a misquote attributed to him. It was actually written by, of all people, P.G. Wodehouse! 


Listening Pleasure - Enigma

What if I told you that these Gregorian chants are used by Christian missionaries to convert people. Would you believe me and immediately share it? ;-)